Alex female based in Los Angeles: I just post whatever feels right.

richwhitelesbian:

wizcoylifa:

fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)

“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay

(Source: falcnpunch, via 1500hp)

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wattsworth:

urbieknowsbest:

lzbth:

a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake

This is a lie.  I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add.  Im not scorned by it.  just a fact.  

oh my god

(via presidentjonesco)

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sorryforpartybarackin:

*watches infomercial for 17 minutes before realizing its not a regular commercial*

(via sadmooon)

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Codi Ann Thomsen (via mydemisee)

(Source: codiannthomsen, via bewaretheeternalsunshine)

You can’t fill loneliness with people you have no intention of loving.
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