fifty shades (thats it. thats the whole joke. im wearing 50 pairs of sunglasses right now this is comedy gold people)
“ya but how many chainz” i holler from the back of the crowd. suddenly its my show and your girlfriend is on my arm now. shes also a man and your gay
a….boy??? that likes girls who are natural???? no makuep??? wow no freindzone for you very special gentleman snowflake
This is a lie. I still get friendzoned. Quite often i might add. Im not scorned by it. just a fact.
oh my god